Traffic Navigators Gifts

Short Sighted Driver.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'Don't get involved.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Oh shut up."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Cars.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Road Construction.

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Pick a direction.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'