Traffic Navigation Gifts

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Dammit merge.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Learner driver about to merge into eight lanes of traffic.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Give way' 'Give up'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Don't get involved.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'There's never a crossing where you need one.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Admit it, we're lost."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'