Navigation Navigator Gifts

Which way to turn?

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

Pick a direction.

'I notice the GPS system has given up trying to give you directions.'

"Oh shut up."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Captain in a storm

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Are we there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."

The Lost World: You are Here

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Recalculating route..."