Naval Navigator Gifts

'At last - A nice quiet place to hatch these eggs.' 'Ready.....Aim....'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

The Life of Pi

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"