'I was using the GPS computer to check the stock market.'
Submarine Navigator Gifts
Looking for a gift for a submarine navigator? Celebrate their precise skills and adventurous spirit with humorous and clever gifts designed to resonate with those who navigate the depths. Whether they’re on a real submarine or just love the underwater world, find a unique treasure that matches their professional expertise and sense of humor.
Submarine beached with whales.
Captain in a storm
"Mind the whale, dear."
'Are we there yet?'
"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."
Goldfish bowl on raft...
How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?
"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"
'Slip Ahoy!'
'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'
"Touché"
"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."
'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'
'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'
Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.
Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"
Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.
Moustached gentleman
Saved...life is good!
Titanic: How's my steering.
Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'
Business Duck
Woman as a beacon and guide of the family
"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"
"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"
A Couple in A Speedboat.
"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"
"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.
'Are we here-there-be yet?'
Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.
What really happened on the EVER GIVEN
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
Submarine Navigator Gifts Collection
Submarine Navigator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for submarine navigators—perfect for adding some maritime humor to your coffee breaks.
Submarine Navigator Pillows
Add nautical charm to any space with pillows featuring submarine navigation themes—comfort and humor in one perfect package.
Submarine Navigator Prints
Decorate your wall with prints that honor submarine navigators—combining nautical detail with a touch of humor for a maritime-inspired look.
Submarine Navigator T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate submarine navigators with witty designs and maritime spirit—ideal for casual wear or nautical-themed occasions.