Sea Navigator Gifts

'I bet there was a story behind this.'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'There's no point in asking... the captains not going back to look for your contact lens.'

Oceanographer

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Touché"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Business Duck

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'