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'I bet there was a story behind this.'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'There's no point in asking... the captains not going back to look for your contact lens.'

Oceanographer

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Business Duck

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"You are here"