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Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...

'I don't see how sending out flares is going to save us.'

"Admit it, we're nowhere near Penzance!"

'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'

'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'

'I need a cure for seasickness.'

Whale Watch Tours.

"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

'What do you mean you were having such a good time on your boating trip you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'

Directions to the Bar.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Man sees large fish shape on sonar, made up by a shoal of small fish.

Model Ship with Galley Slaves

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

"According to our GPS we're 2300 nautical miles from nearest knowledge economy."

The Ocean's Plug

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."

'Thanks, I never had a broker take me out on his boat before. So, tell me, where are all of your clients' yachts?'

"We're lost again! Our GPS up there needs to be upgraded."

You read the instructions upside down.

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

Fish Exit.

Ahab's whale-proof hat.

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

Fisherman with donations welcome sign.

Deja Vu

I can't stand it when they double park!

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.