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Swerving and arguning lane

'You idiot! I said take Broad-er Street!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Touché"

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"I am not asking for directions."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'