Navigational Navigator Gifts

Swerving and arguning lane

'You idiot! I said take Broad-er Street!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

The Life of Pi

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Saved...life is good!

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'