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"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Exporting - Highs and Lows

How To Go In

"You were right: Now that I have a Pilot Fish, I don't beach myself anymore..."

Naval intelligence.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Well, it's her or you."

Junk Food.

'We have a phone for the Navy -- an aye phone.'

'Well, Boss, I can't tell you exactly where the delivery van is because the tide is still in...'

Law School Sharks

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"I told you you were following the wrong current, but no, you didn't listen!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surf Casting

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The hyenas started it."

The Food Chain

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"