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A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Business Duck

Oar

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Captain in a storm

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saved...life is good!

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Fishing direction sign.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.