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'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Better times ahead.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Business Duck

Fishing direction sign.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.