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'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Airlines

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Touché"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"I am not asking for directions."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Better times ahead.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.