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Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The Fast Lane.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Cars.

"Oh shut up."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Road Construction.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Pick a direction.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.