Airport Navigators Gifts

Airport. Those two are arguing. If they throw punches, they'll be arrested and miss their planes. Fight or flight!

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The Fast Lane.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Travelling

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Cars.

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Oh shut up."

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Road Construction.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

All gates.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Urban transport and speeding accidents