Baggage Navigators Gifts

It took several hours for the emergency responders to free Marcia from her emotional baggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"Oh shut up."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Pick a direction.

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Easy Course

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Swerving and arguning lane

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.