Store Navigators Gifts

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Oh shut up."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Easy Course

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

'Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.'

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Supermarket Traffic

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

Time sure flies by.

Hard to Reach Books.

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

Gobble.

God at the shopping mall...

Information pathways

Supermarket traffic lights.

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.