Store Navigators Gifts

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Oh shut up."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Pick a direction.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Easy Course

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

Supermarket Traffic

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

Time sure flies by.

Hard to Reach Books.

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

God at the shopping mall...

Information pathways

Supermarket traffic lights.

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

"Attention, Kmart employees."