Shopping Cart Navigator Gifts

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Made in China.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Oh shut up."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Pick a direction.

The gold price chart.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Easy Course

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

Supermarket Traffic

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

Time sure flies by.

Stock Performance

Hard to Reach Books.

God at the shopping mall...

Supermarket traffic lights.

Information pathways

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."

"They were such good executives that I couldn't bear to let them go completely."