Shopping Spree Navigator Gifts

Freeways in the Supermarket

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'You must have something in my size?'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."