Shopping Spree Navigator Prints

Freeways in the Supermarket

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Our giant sale now on!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'You must have something in my size?'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.