Shop-a-holic Navigator Prints

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Last Chance for Everything.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

This suits tighter than my skin!

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Easy Course

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Supermarket Traffic

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

Time sure flies by.

Information pathways

God at the shopping mall...

'I need anger management. All my takeovers are hostile.'

Watching shopping channel - "Why do you always drag me along when you go shopping?"

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."

'Has anybody seen Grandad?'

"The bank wanted to verify your purchase because it's the kind of outfit you obviously can't pull off."

"Attention, Kmart employees."

Ronald is extremely compulsive.

The other GPS that could benefit humanity.

"Move it to a zoom room, this bulk bin reunion is blocking the cashews."

"I don't need a basket, I came here for one item."

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'