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Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Last Chance for Everything.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

This suits tighter than my skin!

Freeways in the Supermarket

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Easy Course

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Supermarket Traffic

"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

Time sure flies by.

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

Information pathways

God at the shopping mall...

'I need anger management. All my takeovers are hostile.'

Watching shopping channel - "Why do you always drag me along when you go shopping?"

The clerk's eyes follow you as you browse so it feels like a real shopping experience.

"Attention, Kmart employees."

"The bank wanted to verify your purchase because it's the kind of outfit you obviously can't pull off."

'Has anybody seen Grandad?'

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."

Ronald is extremely compulsive.

"I don't need a basket, I came here for one item."

"Move it to a zoom room, this bulk bin reunion is blocking the cashews."

The other GPS that could benefit humanity.