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Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

God at the shopping mall...

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"International trade"

Made in China.

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Freeways in the Supermarket

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Walmart vs. Target.

Easy Course

'Don't think of it as just another supermarket, think of it as a retail theme park.'

'I've come down for a lie down - I've been in retail therapy.'

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Supermarket Traffic

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

Time sure flies by.