Shopping Navigator T-Shirts

Superstore Message

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Made in China.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'No thanks, just looking.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Easy Course

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Supermarket Traffic

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

Time sure flies by.

Stock Performance

God at the shopping mall...

Supermarket traffic lights.

Information pathways

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

'I need anger management. All my takeovers are hostile.'

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."

'Has anybody seen Grandad?'

"Attention, Kmart employees."

"Surfboards?"

'My GPS says Indian and Chinese stocks are the place to be.'

"I don't need a basket, I came here for one item."