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Easy Course

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Made in China.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Oh shut up."

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Freeways in the Supermarket

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Pick a direction.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Nice putt."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

The gold price chart.

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Supermarket Traffic

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

Hard to Reach Books.

Time sure flies by.

Stock Performance

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

God at the shopping mall...

Supermarket traffic lights.

Information pathways