Grocery Cart Navigator T-Shirts

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Alphabet soup

"You have arrived at your destination."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Easy Course

"Butcher!"

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

Supermarket Traffic

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

Frozen Food Section.

Time sure flies by.

"I'd recognize a fake anywhere."

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."

God at the shopping mall...

Information pathways

Supermarket traffic lights.

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."