Grocery Line Navigator T-Shirts

Supermarket traffic lights.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Alphabet soup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Made in China.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Easy Course

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Supermarket Traffic

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"Butcher!"

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

Time sure flies by.

Hard to Reach Books.

Stock Performance