Grocery Line Navigator Gifts

Supermarket traffic lights.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Alphabet soup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Made in China.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Freeways in the Supermarket

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Easy Course

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

Supermarket Traffic

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Frozen Food Section.

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

"Butcher!"

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

Hard to Reach Books.

Time sure flies by.

Stock Performance