Supermarket Navigation Gifts

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Low Hanging Fruit

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

Plane Yogurt.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'