Store Navigator Gifts

"Attention, Kmart employees."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Made in China.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'I'll take it!'

The straw that broke the camels back!

Easy Course

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Pop-up shop...

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Supermarket Traffic

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

Time sure flies by.

Hard to Reach Books.

Stock Performance

"Your job is gone and never coming back. Now your unemployment benefits are gone and never coming back."

Supermarket traffic lights.

Woman shopping for groceries see frozen food display in an igloo.

Information pathways