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'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Made in China.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Oh shut up."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

"Nice putt."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

The gold price chart.

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

Supermarket Traffic

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

Hard to Reach Books.

Time sure flies by.

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