Online Shopping Navigator Gifts

"We need to know it's really you. Select all the boxes that contain your social security number."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

You Shouldn't Have

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'No thanks, just looking.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

Freeways in the Supermarket

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

The joy of internet shopping is that you can do it as a couple.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".