Online Shopping Explorer Gifts

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Online Shopping.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Heaven

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