Online Shopping Explorer T-Shirts

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Online Shopping.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Terms and conditions

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

I e-bay t-shirt.