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"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Sumo Love.

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Capitalism and Consumers

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

The two faces of capitalism.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."