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"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

US dollar rising and falling.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Sumo Love.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

The two faces of capitalism.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Capitalism and Consumers