Ebay Explorer Mugs

'Gramps! Found your stolen antique cadillac! It's on ebay! Wanna bid on it?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Heaven

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Book

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

The Old Curiosity Shop