Ebay Explorer Pillows

'Finally! More crap I bought and don't need! I love shopping on Ebay!'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay!

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

'Gramps! Found your stolen antique cadillac! It's on ebay! Wanna bid on it?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Heaven

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Books*. *Batteries not included.