Eager Ebay Explorer Pillows

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"That's not the way making money works."

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

For the community garage sale...

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

How humans are born.

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

'Who wants to go hunting?...c'mon boy...'(dog is already sitting in the front of the car).

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."