Eager Ebay Explorer Pillows

"Remember, when you order from Ebay, double check for scale."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

E-Baying @ The Moon

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

How humans are born.

It's more about the journey for me!

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

For the community garage sale...

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"That's not the way making money works."

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Tag sale next door!"

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'Who wants to go hunting?...c'mon boy...'(dog is already sitting in the front of the car).