Ebay Enthusiast Pillows

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Man on ebay not bothering to bid as he has 'preferred bidder status'.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

I got him on ebay!

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'