Ebay Lover Pillows

I e-bay t-shirt.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

E-Baying @ The Moon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

How much would you take off for cash?

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"How much is the sign?"

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

SAGE (unknown model)

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'