E-bay Fanatic Pillows

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

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We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

Shopaholic