E-bay Fanatic Gifts

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

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"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

"I picked him up cheap on eBay."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

Amazon Delivery to a Nest