Ebay Aficionado Gifts

'He made his first purchase on Ebay today.'

Outbid

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Wall Street Couch

E-Baying @ The Moon

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Camping-Pong

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Invisible clothes

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Antler Buzzers.

Big boys' toys-r-us

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Online Shopping.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

I e-bay t-shirt.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"