Ebay Addict Gifts

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Crotchet

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Island and man

"You get one every time you order something online."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."