Ebay Addict T-Shirts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

How Amazon was invented

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Crotchet

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Island and man

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

Stolen Crime Books.