Online Shopping Addict T-Shirts

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

"Do you remember exactly what you ordered from Amazon?"

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

"You get one every time you order something online."

I knew it was a mistake letting you sign up for Amazon Primate. Bananas.

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

When online orders are delivered late...

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your shop again!

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"That's the problem with buying shoes online, you can't try them on first."

"Why climb trees? Order online."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

How Amazon was invented

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."