Ebay Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Last Chance for Everything.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Internet Name Tags.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'