Bidding Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Invisible clothes

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Jumping Wall Street.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Online Shopping.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Last Chance for Everything.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's